- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

I hate long jokes -_-

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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