- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

one day i went to bed

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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