Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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You're welcome!

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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cancer

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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