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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Your mama's so fat.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over