What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Dogs in my home.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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