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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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