Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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