When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

She said no

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

*you're

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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