One time I masturbated by myself

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

That's what she didn't say

pickle sniffer

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

wommmoaooammaaa

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...