A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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