Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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You're Adopted.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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