- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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