So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Ron Paul for President!

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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