give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Fiats

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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