- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A cow says moo and explodes.

No.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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