A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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knock knock who's there?

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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hit the thumbs down button

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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