Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Knock knock Who's there Police

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Anti Joke

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