- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Strawberries!

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

spell backwards: taco cat

Justin Bieber

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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