Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Women's rights

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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