Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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