why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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I pooped my pants

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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