- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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