I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Your Mom.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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