Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

thumb_up thumb_down -30

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -32

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops