When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Guess What! HI!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

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