What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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