Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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