- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Shut the cork up!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

hi will

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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