how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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#Hanging Degus

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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