What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Welcome to die!

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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