8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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