- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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