how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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School

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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