- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

There's a car about to hit me.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Pinus Testicles

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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