Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

colby doesnt shave

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

womens rights

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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