- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

whats 2+2? math.

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