"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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I'm taken

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Canada AYY

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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