why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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split your ass cheek

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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