- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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