Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

women's rights

Why did i write this? I was bored

obama

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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