Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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GONNA

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Mrs. Welsh

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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The Pope

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the WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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