Roey Jegen

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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matty russel are you on here

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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