Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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