The Game.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A mans opinion.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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alston wang

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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