What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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