- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Why? Whats wrong?

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Your all fags

Potassium? K.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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