How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Your mom is so fat...

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Women's rights

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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