A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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I killed someone today. :D

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how may i help you

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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