Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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