- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not what she said.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

toast points

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

i like pie.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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